"Me? Hollywood ROYALTY? Little old MEEEE? Well, if you insist! Kurt DID tell me I looked like I was dressed up to go to my own coronation, and I told him that if he was trying to say something to me then he should just SAY it STRAIGHT and he started laughing and told me not to forget my sceptre, so I told him I'd be happy to bring it if he'd pull it out of his ass first, and yada yada yada, so I'm wearing gloves. Anyway! I see no reason why I SHOULDN'T dress to the nines -- ha, get it, the nines? At Nine? Tee-hee! -- because this is MY night. MY daughter is in this movie, singing, and it's all because of ME, her Hollywood Royalty mother, and so it's only appropriate that I am the star of this red carpet and she is my adoring arm candy and... wait, what's that you're saying? Her dress has a WHAT? Hang on while I look:



"A train, EH, Kate? Trying to steal the limelight at your movie premiere from the font of your DNA? Is that the girl I raised? Well. If THAT'S how you want to play it. I know people who know people and I'm pretty sure your high heel will end up on that thing by the end of the night and that ripping sound you hear will be JUSTICE.
Also, I DID bring my sceptre and I'm not afraid to use it."

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