Lily Allen’s annoying self is back on Twitter, praise Jesus, I was getting sick and tired of ragging on Speidi without reprieve.

She banned herself from the social media site last September when she feared becoming a Twitter addict. Now, she’s back and she wants us all to pay attention to her because she’s got an important announcement to make.

Let me guess…is she an attention whore? No, that’s not news. Let’s see….a new album perhaps? A new collaboration? Sorry, Lily, if I let the cat out of the bag. Heh.

She tweeted, “Hello, I’m back. Just got back from Aus, and I had a wonderful time. Setting up my new office in London, got some really exciting stuff to share with you. So watch this space. For now though, I’m off to the gym. Went to India over Xmas,and the clarified butter has made its way from my tummy to my thighs. eeuuggh.”

Do you even care now?