Jessica Simpson is really trying to take the public eye off of her budding relationship with Smashing Pumpkins singer Billy Corgan. So much, that she’s tweeting about some guy flashing his sack at her at the gym.

She said, “Dear elderly man at the gym: it’s hard 4 me 2 keep composure whilst punching at chipmunk speed when ur ball sack spills out of ur wind shorts.”

You know she liked it. She’s a freak like that. She should totally ditch Billy and try for that older dude, he seems like her speed. He’s doing whatever it takes to get attention, while she’s thinking of a way to get all of the focus on her.

It’s like they were made for each other.

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