Celebrity gossip sites are attacking Jessica Simpson’s rack after she stepped out last night in L.A. with them almost bouncing out of her dress.

TMZ called her out saying that she “looked really stuffed”, adding that “Jess knows natural free-range breasts are much better for you than ones pumped full of preservatives.”

Bild said that she was rocking “one serious cleavage” and joked that she had a “XXL” bust. JustJared said that she “put her breast foot forward” when leaving the restaurant.

Even X17 got in on the knocker business, saying that her “b00bs looked even more bodacious than usual”, adding that she was “wearing a wonderbra or gained a few pounds in her b00bs.”

Act like you haven’t seen some b00bs before, people.